Then you'll love this first entry in The Book of Bart series. We’d love your help. Start by marking “Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book” as Want to Read: Error rating book. I first found the site Real Ultimate Power in 2003 when I was a PFC in the Marine Corps, and while I was obviously wasting my life learning about closed quarters combat from black belt instructors who had gone to Quantico, and then further did so by later training with UFC Champ Dennis "The Menace" Bermudez in 2011 (true story), I knew that I had been blessed by having this resource in my life. Unfortunately, some elements of the book are painfully not funny, though. A stylish and wonderfully funny, comedy thriller about kinky sex, psychotic Russians, a jaded policewoman and an unwitting international superstar. If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. Awesomeisity squared. Previous page of related Sponsored Products. So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. There was a problem loading your book clubs. The only real fact in this book is that Trey Hamburger possesses a serious knack for comedy writing. Remember this website? Do you like witty demons?

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This wasn't really what I was expecting. Dude, if you want to get super pumped up and read a totally awesome book (as in totally sweet) this is the book for you! My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. this book is also really dumb. Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2007. Learn more about the program. They are as he describes “The SWEETEST mammals ever”. Then you can start reading Kindle books on your smartphone, tablet, or computer - no Kindle device required. If you don't already know about REAL ULTIMATE POWER, I can't really enlighten you, but this book will give you a fascinating journey in the mind of a fictional ninja-obsessed lonely schoolboy who's just learning the roller-coaster wave of stupid that testosterone can inject into his life. « Reply #1 on: July 08, 2004, 09:13:26 PM » Give me the copy of the book, or I will chop your head off, like a REAL ninja. If you find it funny then you'll probably find the book funny. On its surface, this book is really dumb. Top subscription boxes – right to your door, REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book, See all details for REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book, © 1996-2020, Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates. REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book, "The Lost Girls of Devon" by Barbara O'Neal.

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These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. Ich mache es kurz, wer die Internetseite kennt und lustig findet, ist mit diesem Buch genau richtig beraten. Open with caution. But they are all perfect for a short read when you only have 10 minutes to read. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. A lot of you have been saying that I don't know anything about REAL ninjas. Funny if you're into the very puerile humor that Hamburger purveys. Please try again. Robert Hamburger is a silly writer with no long term gift for writing anything other than the nonsense he believes about ninjas and his neighbors that obviously have no clue what a real ninja is. Something we hope you'll especially enjoy: FBA items qualify for FREE Shipping and Amazon Prime. There's a disturbing/touching stealth narrative hidden between all the childish fantasies, too. Der Stil ist famos, der Inhalt kreativ. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. There are no discussion topics on this book yet. From the description on the cover I assumed this would be light hearted and goofy, much like Chuck Norris "facts." But that's a bunch of bull crap! Top subscription boxes – right to your door, © 1996-2020, Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates.

Yet while Robert Hamburger may be young in years, he is no child, and there should be a regarded place for his work. In order to navigate out of this carousel please use your heading shortcut key to navigate to the next or previous heading. A goofy, silly and humorous book for anyone interested in becoming an awesome ninja. If you're considering buying this book, chances are that you know about the web site. It should have gotten old. Citadel; Later Printing Edition (July 1, 2004). Find all the books, read about the author, and more. This shopping feature will continue to load items when the Enter key is pressed. To put it simply, this book will have you laughing from the moment you read the cover to the moment you turn the last page. It's like trying to keep up with a hyperactive 4-year-old, but cooler. Bring your club to Amazon Book Clubs, start a new book club and invite your friends to join, or find a club that’s right for you for free. The book was rejected by 11 publishers before being chosen by Kensington Books, the parent company of Citadel. OOPS, I forgot real ninjas have no use for school and school teachers according to the expert writer in this awesome book. Reviewed in the United States on June 12, 2019. Turns out it was really dark when you consider the narrator is a mentally unstable child with deep psychological issues. Reviewed in the United States on November 4, 2015.

Please try your request again later. The epitome of satire is being named among those one satirizes, thus with the current moniker of "Frat-Lit," it seems Hamburger has completed his mission. Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2020. Reviewed in the United States on June 12, 2019. I do not find child abuse or anger fantasy funny, even though I get that the book was written from a child's perspective I just don't care for the humor. The book is hysterical.
And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. One quick needle tipped with a sedative and it was down long enough to put it into submission. The reason the author used Hamburger as his last name is that he wants the reader to know that he added a lot of cheese to this Ninja book in the perspective of a 13 year old boy. When I opened the box I almost lost an eye. I found the book for $.25 at the Plymouth District Library, and thought it'd be worth giving it a shot. High speed ninja stars nearly cut my ear off!!! Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2007. Hamburger went on to write a few books, including Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book and Ghost/Aliens, supposedly written by Robert’s cousin Trey. Not really a serious read, but it's a good book to have laying around for when you feel like enjoying something stupid. This book popped out with a flying kick and went through a concrete wall. You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." The "author", Robert Hamburger, emerges as the eye in a storm of social and personal trauma. July 1st 2004 But that's a bunch of bull crap! If you are a cool and awesome 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, or 12 years old this is a must book to study when you have 5 or 10 minutes time to learn how to become a true ninja. To get the free app, enter your mobile phone number. I'm honestly not sure why this isn't in the curriculum for US public schools, as it's by far the most educational tome I have ever encountered. I kept thinking this, but then the book ended. Prime members enjoy FREE Delivery and exclusive access to music, movies, TV shows, original audio series, and Kindle books. Our payment security system encrypts your information during transmission. Activate Spark-7143 in The Outflow: Discarded Technology (15) Provided item: Spark-7143: Description When I say that power is life, I'm not speaking figuratively, my dear test subject.

That being said I rated it as a 2/5 for a few reasons.

It also analyzes reviews to verify trustworthiness. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you're the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! It took me a few pages to start thinking this book would get "old" really soon. A goofy, silly and humorous book for anyone interested in becoming an awesome ninja. Ninjas are totally sweet. Finally, a true and factual book on the pure awesomeness of being a ninja. A paranormal comedy with action and snark? If you are a cool and awesome 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, or 12 years old this is a must book to study when you have 5 or 10 minutes time to learn how to become a true ninja. Fulfillment by Amazon (FBA) is a service we offer sellers that lets them store their products in Amazon's fulfillment centers, and we directly pack, ship, and provide customer service for these products. Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2020. In fact, your teachers may insist you do a book report on it. After viewing product detail pages, look here to find an easy way to navigate back to pages you are interested in. In fact, according to this awesome volume you may be retarded if you desire to become anything other than a ninja. (He even offers a mathematical proof at one point to demonstrate the sweetness property of ninjas.) Your recently viewed items and featured recommendations, Select the department you want to search in. However, I must warn you that this book is filled with incredible amounts of total sweetness and you may get the urge to flip out. Real Ultimate Power.

Open with caution. This is a humorous book written as though with complete seriousness, by one Robert Hamburger, a preteen who thinks ninjas are sweet. In fact, your teachers may insist you do a book report on it. It's a damning portrait of a society that has begun to go mad, whose myths of hyper-masculinity have become parodies of themselves, and who, even in its own imaginative moments, cannot develop means of personal identity or relating to other people that do not involve morbid fantasies of death.
Besides having a sense of humor all its own, this book is also a poignant, character-driven novel in its own way. This book got me super fucking pumped, and ever since I've been able to impress hot babes with my ninja knowledge and pork them all the time, which is totally sweet. As you may or may not know, ninjas flip out all the time and cut people's heads off for NO reason. Firstly, I had a difficult time enjoying the humor. Will he rest among the great satirists such as Swift, Dryden, Twain, Orwell, or even Groening? This stuff is not nearly as funny as I remember, aside from the "movie scripts," which are still quite hilarious. Don't be fooled by the other reviews, the book is deeper than you know. Besides having a sense of humor all its own, this book is also a poignant, character-driven novel in its own way. Pure awesomeness. I tried reading it casually and I actually felt kind of tired after a couple minutes. Robert is completely obsessed with Ninjas. Perhaps not.

There was an error retrieving your Wish Lists. That being said I rated it as a 2/5 for a few reasons. As humorous as it was, it was impossible to ignore the uncomfortable subtext of a very depraved child deeply struggling for acceptance and friendship.

Lots of it is recycled from the old Real Ultimate Power website, but the footnotes are great and tell their own deeply demented sub-story. Firstly, I had a difficult time enjoying the humor. With REAL ULTIMATE POWER, Robert Hamburger has written a great mocking treatise on everything Ninja, using the topic to pick apart the freaky passions of the pre, or near, pubescent male in western society. Reviewed in the United States on September 24, 2007. You're listening to a sample of the Audible audio edition. Awesome. He has quite a bit of real life experience, like Ninjas can kill anyone they want! In fact, according to this awesome volume you may be retarded if you desire to become anything other than a ninja.

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