Alice: A nice cup of tea, indeed! Alice & Card painters: We’re painting the roses red! There, that’s much better. Alice, helped by Hatter, Buttons, Scarecrow, Dorothy & Aladdin’s Genie. Doorknob: I said: ‘a little of that went a long way’! Hmmm… and the other side will…. Alice: You can learn a lot of things from the flowers… Huh! White Rabbit: Yes, come on, come on, yes, yes….

Um, could one of you tell me… uh… ha ha, never mind. Doorknob: Sorry, you’re much too big. Caterpillar: How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws.

Walrus: Oh yes, yes, splendid idea! On his nose!

What did happen to the oysters? Alice: Well, I’ve been trying to ask you…. Bird: A very idea! Dee: If you stay long enough we might have a battle! One side will make you grow taller….

Dodo: Three points to starboard. Let the trial begin! Dodo: Nonsense! Oh! … Oh! White Rabbit: Mary Ann! I suppose I’ll be taking orders from Dinah next. Daisy: Ever seen an Alice with a blossom like that? Some kindling, a stick or two, all this bit of rubbish ought to do. LONDON - 1855 - NIGHT 1 --- [Warm light shines from the study of the gracious Kingsley home. Script from Disney's Alice in Wonderland 1951 cartoon movie, including all the lyrics. Alice: Oh, all right, if that’s the way you feel about it. Monsters! … Look at that! Cue Alice, her mother, along and Wally the Joker. Players: 5 male, 4 female, 12 male or female, Cast: Alice (Principal Girl), White Rabbit, Mad Hatter, The Dormouse, Queen of Hearts, King of Hearts, Tweedledum & Tweedledee (comedy duo), Flora Dora (Dame, Alices mother), Lorinda (Alices sister), Cheshire Cat, Jack of Spades, Henry, Big Mac, The March Hare, The Judge, The Jabberwocky, Big Alice, Tiny Alice, 2 Clerks To the Court, 3 Male Singers (No Direction) Write that down! You see, I’m looking for a…. Don’t let her get away! Alice Synopsis: Alice Tate, mother of two, with a marriage of 16 years, finds herself falling for the handsome sax player, Joe. Alice: Well, don’t you think you ought to tell me- cough-cough, cough-cough, who you are first? This material may not be used for any commercial or for profitable means in any way without permission from the Walt Disney Company. March Hare & Mad hatter: A very merry unbirthday to you! Alice: Huh? And when you come to the end, hehehe, stop! Hmm? We’re the cabbages and kings!

Oh look! You can always take more than nothing! We’re cabbages and kings! But eh… haha!
Hah! Ah, we’ll call the first witness. Well, it’s been a very nice visit…, Dum: First verse: You are old father William, the young man said and your hair has become very white. Do you play croquet? I have something important to say! No! Then just what are you? Doorknob: Now, don’t tell me you’ve left it up there! She’ll be mad about you, simply mad! Well, after this I shall think nothing of fa-… of falling downstairs! Dodo: Ah, young lady!

If there are no objections, let it be unanimous! Please! Alice: In my world, you wouldn’t say ‘meow’. These cookies may track your personal data. Bill: Righto, governor! All mimsy were the borogoves…. Haha, very good indeed! Click on the "Save cookie settings" button to apply your choice. Synopsis: A delightful panto, set in Lewis Carrol’s fantastical Wonderland and featuring many of the well-known characters. Walrus: Oh yes, ahh, the time has come, my little friends, to talk of food and things! I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it. Don’t you care for tea?

How do you do and shake hands and state your name and business. I could listen to a babbling brook and hear a song, that I could understand. Card painters: Since this is the thought we dread, we’re painting the roses red!

Go for it! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late! By Jove! There are dog and caterpillars and a copper centipede, where the lazy daisies love the very peaceful life they lead… You can learn a lot of things from the flowers, for especially in the month of June. A man, silhouetted in the window, speaks with ardor.] March Hare: Birthday? Our website places 3rd party cookies from other 3rd party services which aren't Analytical, Social media or Advertising. I’m late! Stricken with a backache, she consults Dr. Yang, an oriental herbalist who realizes that her problems are not related to her back, but in her mind and heart.
Your majesty! Well, when- when one’s lost, I- I suppose it’s good advice to stay where you are, until someone finds you. They were only trying to…. Why, if it hadn’t been for him I… ‘Tulgey Wood’… Hmm, curious. Caterpillar: By the way, I have a few more helpful hints. Cheshire Cat: Oh, you can’t help that. These cookies are necessary to let our website work. Queen: Now, Ha ha… are you ready for your sentence? Edwin and Morcar, the earls of Mercia and Northumbria declared for him, and even Stigand… Alice! Now who do you suppose… Ah, a horse fly! … Off with his head! Following an encounter with the White Rabbit she falls down a rabbit hole and finds herself in Wonderland. White Rabbit: Huh… your majesty… members of the jury… loyal subjects…, White Rabbit: …and the king. Queen: Look up, speak nicely, and don’t twiddle your fingers! If you don’t think, you shouldn’t talk! Mad Hatter: Of course not! Caterpillar: No. This is an unbirthdayparty!

Alice: No, I- I’m sorry, but… mister Rabbit!

Alice: Now this is curious! March Hare: Very interesting.

Dodo: All right, chaps! White Rabbit: Yes, anything, anything. First witness! … Um, pardon me, but uh, would you mind helping me? Alice: Oh, don’t go away! Oh dear! For I’ve enjoyed your company, oh, much more than you realize. Alice: Hmm. King: Why, my dear! I should have known there’d be a price to pay, some day. I- I think I shall visit him. Jolly well?? Ha? In you go now. Oh! Dodo: Who?

William…. A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk, would be a sheer delight! Wait! March Hare: Precisely why we’re gathered here to cheer! Who cares where he’s going anyway. Cards cut! Do you accept other types of cookies as well? Now, thirty days have sept- no, when… an unbirthday, if you have a birthday then you… haha… she doesn’t know what an unbirthday is! Queen: That’s enough! Alice: Well, um, I’m trying to find my way home…. Hahaha!

I’m going home. Alice: Oh, yes. Mad Hatter & March Hare: A very merry unbirthday to us! Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus-race. Will they save the day? These cookies are necessary to let our website work. Sister: Alice! Cheshire Cat: Naturally. And I’d love the change, should something strange begin. We can’t have monsters about! ‘Mister Walrus’, said the Carpenter: ‘My brain begins to perk. She’s nothing but a common mobile vulgaris! I give myself very good advice… but I very seldom follow it. I’m late!

What could a rabbit possibly be late for? Curtsey. White Rabbit: I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date! He’ll put the beast to rout.

Rose: But of course we can talk, my dear. Exacitically, what is your problem?

Who’s been painting my roses red? Mad Hatter: Yes! Dodo: Excellent, excellent. The momeraths? A garden! You heard what she said! Alice: But didn’t you just say… I mean… oh dear! Alice: Well I don’t come from any garden…. Help, Dee & Dum: But answer there came none. Dodo: No cooperation, no cooperation at all? Straight home. Alice: The Mad Hatter? Caterpillar: A, e i o u, a e i o u, a e i o u, o, u e i o a, u e i a, a e i o u… Who are you? Almost everyone is mad here.

Cheshire Cat: Hmhmhmhm… and the momeraths outgrabe. Carpenter: So how about some pepper and salt and vinegar, aye? Where did she put ’em? Alice: But late for what? White Rabbit: My gloves! Have you dry in no time now!

Two spoons, yes, ha, two spoons.

King: In your places, in your places, By order of the king! Do you suppose he could be hiding? No! Alice! That’s just what I…. Mad Hatter: Why is a raven like a writing desk? In a world of my own. Maybe? Alice: Well, yes, I know, but I was just thinking…. Cards, halt!

At once, do you hear! Uh, won’t you tell us all about it? Let’s change the subject! These cookies may track your personal data. How very curious! No time to say hello, goodbye! Alice and many of the other characters from Wonderland have somehow been caught up in this traditional pantomime.

Now, if you’re ready, oysters dear… haha… we can begin the feed. Produced by Walt Disney Pictures, the film stars Johnny Depp, Anne Hathaway, Helena Bonham Carter, Crispin Glover, Matt Lucas, and Mia Wasikowska and features the voices of Alan Rickman, Stephen Fry, Michael Sheen, and Timothy Spall. Alice: Mister Rabbit! Uh… how doth the little crocodile, improve his shining tail. Yours! Goodbye!

Up above the world you fly, like a tea-tray in the sky!

Cheshire Cat: Well, that depends on where you want to get to.

Please? Queen: Oh, very well. Mi- mister Rabbit! ): Hurray! Mad Hatter: Two days slow, that’s what it is.

Couldn’t she have a trial… uh… first? Daisy: What kind of garden do you come from? Cheshire Cat: Whom did you expect? Queen: I’ll ask the questions! Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head? assistance! Alice: It must be awfully important, like a party or something! You’re in much too much of a hurry! These cookies may track your personal data.

Mad Hatter: Help him! Very well then.

Over the hill or here or there, I wonder where. That’s because you have no way. Alice in Pantoland quantity Add to basket SKU: pp016 Categories: 60-90 Minutes , 90-120 Minutes , Duration , Full Length Play , Genre , Panto , Script Style If she saw what we said, she’d raise a fuss and each of us would quickly lose his head. Off with her…. Off with her head! Our website places social media cookies to show you 3rd party content like YouTube and FaceBook. Dee & Dum: The sun was shining on the sea, shining with all his might, he did his very best to make the billows smooth and bright. I am as dry as a bone already. Hmhm. LORD ASCOT Charles, you have finally lost your senses. Alice in Wonderland, over the hill or here or there, I wonder where. I’ll never catch him while I’m this small. Why, you’re not a queen, but just a fat, pompous, bad tempered old ty- tyrant…. … It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change! Hahaha! Two: Not me, your grace! Uh… no no! King: Off with his head, off with his head! Noooo! Ah-hum… I shall elucidate! King: Well, just a… uh… little trial? White Rabbit: Don’t just do something stand there! More about cookies and privacy. Will you kindly pay attention to your history lesson?

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Ah, but there must be a verdict first! March Hare: Imagine, just one birthday every year. And yet you incessantly stand on your head, do you think at your age it is right, is right, do you think at your age it is right? Caterpillar: I am exacitically three inches high, and it is a very good height indeed!

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